Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty, personality, style or attitude, Just kick him… How dare he fool u before April 1st.
Jo palpal chalti rahe woh zindagi Jo har pal jalti rahe woh roshni Jo palpal khilti rahe woh mohabbat Jo kisipal saath na choray woh “dosti”
Ice is a cream, love is a dream but friendship is evergreen. Don’t make friends before understanding & don’t break a friendship after misunderstanding.
Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye, Sukh-dukh mein de saath woh yaar chahiye, Hum kisi ko bhulate nahi, Lekin jo yaad rakhe hume woh yaar chahiye.
Kaanch ke tukdo pe chala nahi karte, Dil ki baat har ek ko kaha nahi karte, Aashiq bhi jalte hai hamari dosti dekhkar, Kyun ke hum jaise dost har ek ko mila nai karte.
Days are too Busy Hours are too Few Seconds are too Fast, but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Don’t always take things in their literal sense. Like When Dr says take off ur clothes. When dentist says open wide. When milkman says u want in the front or in the back. When interior Dec say once it is in you’ll luv it. When banker says ...
Devote time to enjoy: It’s the secret of youth. Devote time for friends: It’s the path to happiness. Devote time to luv and be loved: It’s the source of pleasure.
What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Luv U!
Friends are like shoes, Some loose some tight, Some fit just right, And they help us as we walk through life. Thanks for being just right for me!
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give cheeks to all but lips to one, Give luv to all but heart to one, Let everybody luv u but u luv one.
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal What r Nitrates? Gal answered shyly: Night rates, they are costlier than day.
Sara jagah se achcha, Dil mein hai rehna tumhara, Bul bul sitara jaisa aawaz hai tumhara, Bina teri sahara main toh hua aawara, Dil ka parde per dekho, Bhara hai roop tumhara.
Sacred Heart, Your sweet art, In my eyes I did craft, With my blood I made draft, I am your part from past till my last, If I loose you my Heart will blast.
Dard se rista hai mera, Khushi mere nashib mein nahi. Humse bhi koi pyaar kare, Itne toh khusnaseeb nahi.
Love isn’t a decision. It’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, It would be much simpler, But much less magical.
Unki yaadon ki kasaq iss dil se kyun jaati nahi Dil sukun pata nahi hai neend bhi aati nahi Muskura ke dekhna yun qaatil nazar se bar bar. Kaise keh doon mujhe unki yeh adaa bhati nahi Zindagi ke safar mein the sareeke gam bahot Kiss safar mein chhoda...
If someone throws a stone towards u, Throw love towards him/er but if someone throw love towards u, Then sit for a while & think coz love hurts more than stone.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
A bell is no bell till u ring it, A song is no song till u sing it & Luv in ur heart wasn’t put there to stay, Luv isn’t luv till you give it away.
Make love to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She’ll give u good news on Mothers day & U’ll have a child on children`s day. Don’t try this on everybody. Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1
Koi shiqwa na koi gila rakhna, Milne julne ka silsila rakhna, Hum bhi hai tere chahne wale, Dard-e-dil ki bhi kuch dawa rakhna, Chaahton mein na ho paye kami kabhi, Phool aangan mein bhi kuch khila rakhna, Dam yun ghutne ka sawab na ban jaye, Paas apn...
I luv you not only for what you are, But for what I am when I’m with u. I luv u not only for what u have made of urself, But for what you are making of me. I luv you for the part of me that u bring out.
I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds rediculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS…!
When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, When emotions bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short: Yeh Haath Mujhe De De Thakur
Ek shaqsh paas reh ke bhi samjha nahi mujhe Iss baat ka malal hai, shikwa nahi mujhe Main usko bewafaai ka ilzaam kaise doon Usne toh ibtedaa se hi chaha nahi mujhe Pathar samjh ke paoon se thokar laga diya Afsoos ke teri aankh ne parkhaa nahi mujhe K...
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats…? Balance ka moh tyaag aur sms kar… Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi… Swami Messageanand.
Yaadon se rishta kal bhi tha yaadon se rishta aaj bhi hai Dil kal bhi apna dukhta tha aur afsurdaa sa aaj bhi hai Woh ishq jo hum tum karte thay woh ishq toh zinda ab bhi hai Kal tak jo hijar satata tha uss hijar ka pehra aaj bhi hai Tum door hue maj...
Zindagi toh bewafa hai ek din thukraegi, Maut hamari mehbooba hai hamesha saath lekar jayegi!
Khuda se manga teri haath, Jeena chaha teri saath, Har pal mein teri chahat, Manunga teri har baat, Tu ban gaya mera dil ki chahat, Jeena hai toh teri saath verna mera mauth.
My Hearty Love expression, Without you I am in depression, Mind full of your impression, Your separation made me frustration, Without YOU my life is in destruction.
“LOVE” is letter of four Which I gave you from my heart core You are Angel one in crore Love you more & more Ditch me not I am poor Without you I die for sure
My whole Life kept at your feet Really you become my Heart beat My everything is you my SWEET If you avoid me my soul will quit Then you can see me in 6×3 pit
A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked: “Anything new at work?” He replied: “No, I’m teaching History.”
Tum bin jeena nahi Tum jaha main vahi Tune mera dil churayi Bina tu dil tadpay Har sans mein teri naam likhayi Teri natha mannath mangi Teri baho mein jeena chaahi
Sleepless nights Peaceless mind Tear full eyes Without UR call Charmless face Pleasureless thoughts Aimless life Without UR call
Aankhon chehra tera dil mein hai dard, Tera hi intezar hume har waqt, Tujhe bhool hum nahi payenge, Ek awaaz do daude chale aayenge.
I searched through books & leafed through cards For words that would convey, What I had in my heart, But when I sat down to write, All I can write was….I Luv U
You are my dream in my sleep. You are my vision in my eye. You are my smile on my lips. You are beat of my heart. You are Angel in my prayer. You are light of my life.
Bina tu kaise jeena, Jaldi mera paas aana, Pyaar se gale lagana, Dil se pyaar karna, Mujhe dil mein basana, Zindagi saath nibhana, Mujhe teri saath mein hai jeena.
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai, Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
If roses were black and violets were brown, My love for you would never be found But roses r red and violets are blue, All I want to say is I luv u!
Geeta saar: Sms kar aur bhool ja, Reply ki apeksha mat rakh, Kya hua sms kabhi veyarth nahi jaata, Sabko apne kiye hue sms ka reply milta hi hai!
Mera nazar mein teri chaya, Dil mein teri naam likhaya, Mera ankh bandh na kar paya, Teri yaad mein sab kuch khoya, Teri awaz ne mera dil churaya, Tujhe dekh bin nahi jeepaya.
Unse keh do wo meri rahoon mein na aaya kare, Aa bhi jaye toh munh pher kar na jaya kare, Main toh waise hi jala dil liye firta hoon, Apni berukhi se iss dil ko aur na jalaya kare, Unki judaai se tadapna seekh liya humne, Apna keh kar kalam kisi aur n...
Try to make four things in your life 1. Mind which never minds. 2. Heart which never hurts. 3. Touch which never pains & 4. Relation which never ends.
Mera dil hai ek aina, Iss par hai teri nishana, Mera zindagi se tujhe mat cheena, Tum bin mushkil hai jeena, Teri saat jineka tamanna, Teri baho me mujhe hai marna.
God created you from the finest materials like star for your eyes, Moon for your face, Milk for your skin, Pearl for your tooth, Rose for your lips, & Lotus for your cheeks.
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