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Thirty-year-old Izad Chavoshan could get up to 20 years in state prison if he is convicted of the three felony counts of arson, one felony count of attempted arson and a hate crime sentencing enhancement against him. What the hell happened?

Warning: These tricks were performed by people with little-to-no common sense. If you have half a brain, you won't try them at home.

We can admit that sometimes it might make sense to fake your death. You know, like if you're on the run from the mob, or something. Or you could go a totally different route and fake your death for a really asinine reason. Kind of like these people...

Spend thousands of dollars on toys and they spend their afternoon banging on a pot with wooden spoon. What does this mean? We are as dumb and finicky as cats but with less ball licking (SOME of us).

Exact change please! [Pic]

Cat-owners everywhere have a new worry. Iowa health officials have reported the first known case of the new H1N1 flu in a kitty.

Is it any surprise that this list is almost entirely comprised of Guidos and Guidettes? No. The answer is no. A loud, resounding, fist pumping NO.

Kito, a female lion, is being removed from the Magnetic Hill Zoo after sexual tension between her and a male cub, became too intense and turned to violence. Bruce Dougan, general manager of the zoo in Moncton, N.B., said in his 39 years of working with lions he has never seen one lion hate another so intensely.

A picture of a goat standing on a ferrari

Long before our modern industries developed the cleaning products, industrial solvents, and drugs that can kill when misused, people used simple plants to murder each other. Some plants were especially effective.

The ACLU is suing an Indiana school system and its high school principal, saying the First Amendment rights of two female student athletes were violated when the girls were suspended from athletics after MySpace pictures of them posing suggestively surfaced over the summer.

Downloading sleep.exe!

A Clark County woman recently called 911 to report a drunk driver, but it turns out, she was the one under the influence.

It's amazing how crazy people get about sports these days, especially considering how much sports suck compared to what they used to be.

t is an international symbol of love and romance. But the kiss may have evolved for reasons that are far more practical - and less alluring. British scientists believe it developed to spread germs. They say that the uniquely human habit allows a bug that is dangerous in pregnancy to be passed from man to woman to give her time to build up immunit

Man, I could've swore Bradley Cooper and Rampage Jackson were a little taller.

Aww! Isn't he adorable?

Did Anyone Print A Squirrel? [PIC]

Four teenagers were cited by police after they rapped their order to a McDonald's drive-through.

Snuggies & Twilight: Todd FTW [PIC]

How to make a delicious Halloween dish sure to disgust all of your dinner guests.

Police had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker.

Celebrating the glory and anguish of a really hard run.

Tila Tequila is what happens when the concept of Internet fame crosses paths with the fall of Western civilization.