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A 12-foot (3.6-metre) pet Burmese python broke out of an aquarium and strangled a 2-year-old girl in her bedroom today at a central Florida home, authorities said.

A fine comic/graph by Abstruse Goose.

In Case Of Zombies Break Glass [Pic]

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We're thinking it's time they updated the psychological diagnostic manuals with this list of new disorders that only seem to kick in once the person opens a web browser.

The installation is the work of Austrian artists Christoph Steinbrener and Rainer Dempf who have set up six different enclosures at the zoo. There are oil pumps in the penguin pen, toxic waste in the aquarium and abandoned cars in the rhino enclosure to name a few.

The chimp-human connection was established with DNA: Our two species' genomes differ by only a few percentage points, while the spread between human and orangutan DNA is a bit wider.

Captcha...WTF?!?!

Ronald Higgerson has his own cure-all solution for Flint's ills -- marijuana. But he doesn't want everyone smoking it -- just growing, harvesting and selling tons of it as part of a local medical marijuana industry. If Flint voters elect him mayor in August, Higgerson plans to make the city a manufacturing hub for the drug.

From GeekGirlDiva.

Some dogs will try to eat anything - but for dogs like Toby, based in Afghanistan with the military, swallowing things on the ground can be extra dangerous.

example : sydneytherapist.com = sydney therapist or sydney the rapist.

Must be some sort of natural selection.

Ted Bundy in a box, and more!

A kid gets a rocket shot at his nuts and epic fails!!!!

Restaurant Fire of Irony (pic)

Weve all heard of clothes horses, dark horses and equines named Charlie, but horse legs for humans to wear has got to be a horse of another color if there ever was one, Read all about Seattle artist, Kim Graham, and her latest, one-of-a kind creation.

Believe it or not, Jim Henson made 179 hysterically violent (for the time) Wilkins Coffee commercials from 1957-1961. Staring Cheerful Wilkins and Grumpy Wilkins. Even today, this formula is comic gold (just ask South Park). The commercials were actually wildly popular at the time...

Llama 1, kid 0, this sport definitely needs to be televised

We were following the twitter stream of @tonyhawk today and came across this twitpic of Tony doing a manual down the halls of the white house. It appears that Tony was at the White House today for Cnns First Fathers event. Apparantly Ashtun Kutcher sent this tweet to Tony which basically called him out to skateboard in the white house.

An airplane hurtling down a runway at Logan Airport yesterday morning narrowly averted colliding with a construction vehicle that strayed into an unauthorized area, triggering a federal investigation and halting all construction at one of the countrys busiest airports.

President Obama killed a fly that was buzzing around the set. In response, many news outlets reported that PETA was publicly condemning Barack for his actions. But thats not really the WHOLE story.

Guys Gonna Shit When He Gets Back From His Business Trip PIC

An 18-year-old Belgian girl is suing a Romanian tattoo artist over the 56 stars on her face. Kimberley Vlaminck says she requested three small stars, but the tattoo artist didnt understand her French and English.

107 hula hoops twisting around Aleysa Gulevich's body for 3 seconds is all she needed to break into the Guinness Book of World Records. The beautiful and supposedly ageless Russian circus girl prides herself on her talent and started very young. She has held the title before, but will obviously do anything to keep it in her name.