What is the difference in the way men and women think We should never trust what our mates tell us about sex. Many men tell ‘tall stories’ just to hide the fact that they know bugger-all. I’m sure we’ve all been on the wrong end of a myth or some
bad advice. When I was 18 I was told by a friend that spitting in a girl’s ear would turn her on, and I believed him. Why? Because he’d read it in a men’s magazine; so he was an expert on the matter and who was I to argue?
And we should not assume that knowledge about sex is instinctive, that when the time comes us men will know where everything goes and how it all works. The best course of action, in case we get some action, is to be prepared–and the best way to prepare is with research.
Next-door-neighbour Dave getting in some much-valued research, provingyou’re never too old to learn.
Research tips
There is an incredible amount of literature devoted to modern sexual practices, written by both women and men difference . Classics like the Karma Sutra are readily available. My advice would be to concentrate on articles prepared by females, as they know best what gets their motor running.
Handy hint: Next time you’re in a waiting room, pick up a copy of Cosmo or Cleo and take a peak at the sealed section. This may strike you as dodgy behaviour but it’s actually research. Guaranteed, you’ll be staggered by how much you don’t know and how much you can learn. Alternatively, hit the Internet and Google ‘female erogenous zones map’. Trust me, you’ll be gobsmacked by what you discover.
Discovering a understand women sexuality is like discovering Wonka’s chocolate factory–a world you never knew existed, a world full of things you never thought possible; and best of all, you can taste and lick almost everything. (Source: Unknown)
Practise
Mastery of sexual techniques only comes with experience. But when we’re single (even though we may brag about the quantity of our sexual conquests–especially after a few beers) the chances of getting some much-needed experience are typically few and far between. The only way to short-circuit this sexual catch-22 is to practise by ourselves.
Tip for success: Rent yourself a couple of adult flicks from your local video library and take note of how the professionals go about their work. Pay special attention to their stance and positioning. Try practising what you see.
Dave practising the ‘booty slap’ position discovered while conducting
research.
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