Dekho Koi Wada Na Karo Bhul Jaoge Muje Yad Zyada Na Karo Bhul Jaoge Me Aau To Kr Lena Gile-Shikwe Sare Abhi Se Irada Na Karo Bhul Jaoge.
Santa to bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho! Gates: y? Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho
Allah aapko khudai ki sari neymatein de, Allah apko khushiyan aur atah karein, dua hamari hai aapke saath, Bakra eid pe aap aur sawaab haasil karein
Mubarak mauka Allah ne atah farmaya, ek baar fir bandagi ki rah pe chalaya Adaa karna apna farz tum khuda ki liye.. Khushi se bhari ho eid ul adha apke liye !!
Machhar Song: Bhige Pankh Mere Pyasa Dank Mera Lage Amrit Sa Mujhe Khun Tera Kabhi Mere Sath Koi Raat Gujar Tujhe Subah Tak mein Kardu Bimar..
The Rich man carries his God in his Pocket, A scholar in his Brain, and The poor man in his HEART.”
Aankho Ke Samne Hardam Aapko Paya Hai, Dil Me Bhi Aapko Basaya Hai. Aap Ke Bina Hum Jiyenge Kaise, Bhala Jaan Ke Bina Koi Jee Paya Hai
Baap: kyu beta ladki psand aayi tumhe? Beta: papa ladki to bahut moti hai Baap: Beta ghar kitna bhi bada ho Darwaaza chhota hi hota hai!
Zoo me hati ka **** dekh k bachha bola: Maa ye kya h? Maa:Kuch nhi h Turant Papa ne bola: Dekha beta teri maa k liye ye bhi kuch nahi hai
Sabese Himmat Wala insaan kaun? Dhobi……Q? . . . Dhobi kisi k ghar b jakr ye kehta hai k MEMSAB KAPDE NIKAL K RAKHNA MAIN ABHI AYA..
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name? Santa : “Google Singh” Teacher: Y 2 Strange? Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
Difference between Good girl & BAD girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl open all button to make the atmosphere HOT
BOY: Pura andar gaya? Girl: Ouch..Ha Boy: Zyada laag to nahi raha na? Girl: Ha thoda thoda.. BOy: Oye inko 8 number wala juta dikha
Lady: Mujhe Pati Se Talaq Chahiye Wakeel: Magar Wo To Kabaddi Ka Champion He Yehi To Prob He Kamina Sirf Hath Laga Kar Bhag Jata He.
Mangta hu t deti nahi ho:Jawab meri Baat Ka Deti ho t khada ho jata he: Rom Rom Jazbaat Ka Kyo bolti ho k dhire se dalo Balo mein Phool Gulaab ka
SON: Papa Aunty ka pait Q fula hai? PAPA: Tujhe sab pata hai.! SON: Nahi papa.! PAPA: Aunty k pait me pani bhara he.! SON: Are aise to baby doob jayega
Ba Adab Ba Mulahiza Hoshiyar Beghairat-e-Azam Badshah-e-Kanjaran Zaleel-ul-Mulk Shahenshah-e-Jooa Sardar-e-Haraami Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai. Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den. Shukriya
Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se Kaffi Control Mai Hai .. Farq To Parta Hai ” GEO ZARDARI “
Ek Bache Ne ZARDARI Se Poocha : AATA, CHEENI, CHAWAL Kesey Hotey Hyn ??? ZARDARI Ne Kaha: Beta WHITE Hotey Hyn !!! Bacha: G Nahi Aaj Kal Sab BLACK Hotey Hyn ..
ZardARI BaBOo & MusharaF SUndRI mE eK baAT TO coMMon Honay Ka? . ! . ! . ! . ” Bolay To Kya? ” . . . ! . . . “AAYNAK” (Spectacles)
Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya or kaha: Kuttay k liye ek kilo doodh de do. Dukan wala: Yahin piyo gay ya parcel kar don?
Zardari se bara nahi dunya main koi bay emaan, Wah wah Wah wah Wah wah Kuch hi dino main apni bhabhi hongi Sheeren Rehman.
Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya faraq hai? Faraz replied: Simple……. Aap pooray mulk ki baja rahy ho or poora mulk meri baja raha hai.
Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan.
Ab main karonga mara mari, Mera Naam hai Zardari, Maine pehle apna sala mara, Phir apni bivi mari, Ab hai poori qoam ki bari, Dil khol k lotonga, Qoam ki raqam sari ki sari, Mera Naam hai Zardari, Zulm or loota mari main par jayegi, Ab PPP sari ki sari...
Ek Zardari mota taza tha, Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha. Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Zardari ne beth k socha k, Bibi ko dengy dhoka. Bibi ko marengy goli, Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Par Army bari siyani thi Or Zardari ki shamat aan...
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain. Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho. Hum to chor...
Insaan Ki Zehniyat Bhi Kitni Ajeeb Hai…? Bimaari K Khauf Se Khaana Chorh Deta Hai… Lekin Dozakh K Khauf Se Gunah Nahi
Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz… Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!
Masha Allah Aaj 8th Roza hai Sehri aur Iftaari main, Aur Her Namaz k baad dil se Dua karen. . . . . . Ya Allah Asif Ali Zardari ko Benazir se milwa de. Aameen
Bus me khadi Sardarni: Aji ye aadmi mere bilaus me hath dal raha hai. Sardar: are use kya pata Purse to mere pas hai…!
Wife: Mujhe lagta hai apka sharmaji ki biwi k sath naajaez samband hai. Sardarji: ye tum kaise kah sakti ho? Wife; kal jab sharmaji aye to tumhari underwear pahene hue the.
A Nude Girl Sit into a Sardar Taxi Sardar driver use gurne laga. Girl: Haven’t you seen a girl without cloths ever? Sardar: I am thinking where you have hide your money
Film: Aao Bardbaad Keren. Hero: Asif Ali Zardari Heroine: Fehmida Mirza Villain: Shareef Family Scripted in: Dubai Shooted in: Pakistan Music by: Altaf Bhai Action By: Pak Army Suspence By: Chief Justice Charactor Actor: Amin Fahim Friendly Appearance:...
Teri Judai Ka Khauf Kyu Ho Mujhe, Tu Jahan Bhi Hai Mere Qareeb Hai, Zindagi Se Aur Kya Maangu Main, Teri Dosti Hi To Mera Naseeb Hai
Saanso K Safar Me Hardam Paya Hai, Dil Me Bhi Apko Basaya Hai, Apke Bina Hum Jiyenge Kaise, Bhala DIL K Bina Bhi Koi Ji Paya Hai
Without friend life waste, Without Salt Food Waste, Without Story Cinema Waste, Without my SMS your cell waste……!
This teddy is your gift he dances when he see someone SMART ()”"() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()”"() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L nahi nacha mere time to nacha tha
Students Marte Nahi Zinda Dafnaye Jate He Hr 4 Mhino Me Tadpaye Jate Hai, Kfan Khol K Dekho Wo Kabar Me B Asignment Likhte Hue Paye Jate
Lambi Hai Manzil Door Hai Kinara. Jaane Q Nehi aaya SMS Tumhara. Bhool Gay Ho Number Ya Naam Humara. Ya Koi Mil Giya Hai Hum Say B Pyara
I’m Not Shakespear to Write About U.. I’m Not Sonu to Sing About U I’m Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.. I’m Just ur Friend 2 Say, I’m Always With You
How many times u hav failed in LUV is not a problem. But, Once u succeed in it, den only u wil realize . . . . HOW SWEET THE FAILURE
Socho Agar SMS Receive Karne K Paise Lagte to Kya Hota? ? ? ? ? socho Aap Log To Mere Murder Ki Supari De Chuke Hote
Santa to Girl: Aapki Surat Bilkul Meri Biwi Se Milti He. Girl Slapped Santa. Santa: Kamal he.. Aadatein bhi Milti he
Maine khuda se ek dua mangi, dua me apni maut mangi, khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de dun, par uska kya jisne har dua me teri Zindgi mangi
Lehar ko pyar tha kinare se Per uski shadi ho gyi sagar se Kinare ki chaht lekar woh kinchi aati Per badnam naho MOHABAT isliye wo laut jti
Peete Nahi Hai Fir Bhi, Aapki Dosti Me Dub Jane Lage, Aap Hi Sochiye Kitne Pyare Ho Aap, Jo Khuda Ko Chod K Hum Aapki Kasme Khane Lage
To Increase Blood Level: Take 2 pieces of crushed and ground dry dates in warm milk with honey.
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